Rosemary, the Fairy King

Hi. My name is Rosemary. I like to party.

By party, I mean I:

• work at a high school with teenagers who have turned me into an bitter old woman.
• have recently returned from a 8-year sabbatical from BYU.
• am trying to get a fee waiver from Homeland Security, which is as easy as getting teenagers to turn off their phones.
• read when I should be working...or sleeping...or eating.
• play video games instead of read sometimes.
• watch TV instead of play video games sometimes.
• get too excited about comic books.
• have adventures with my Misfits.

I was first formally introduced to Shakespeare through desperation. I was failing English. Luckily, my teacher was directing A Midsummer Night's Dream and her Oberon decided he didn't want to perform a week before opening night. In exchange for all of the extra credit, I memorized lines I didn't understand and ran around in tights. When I was around 17, I figured out that Shakespeare was a soap opera written in layers. I've been a fan since.